Use the Forks Lyrics & Tabs by Hired Goons
Use the Forks
guitar chords lyrics
In town for a dinner theatre production
Made extra bucks at the comic convention
They should have warned me that this place was a pack of fools
Surrounded by nerds, had a twisted ankle
Okay, I faked it but Homer still saved me
It's times like these that I wish I'd finished Jedi school
At the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con
Who wants to be Obi-Wan?
You can be there and be square
And set your phasers to fun
An astrotastic event
You can save money with Sprint
It's the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con
Daily riot for this town
My Nathan Detroit has been called electric
It's the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con
Daily riot for this town
My Nathan Detroit has been called electric
Incandescent, luminous, and magnetic
That's why my headshot is up next to the peper steak
Beat on the mayor with a baseball bat
In Rent or Stomp or Clomp or some piece of crap
Use the forks to fight off the dorks, we'll make our escape
At the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con
Who wants to be Obi-Wan?
You can be there and be square
And set your phasers to fun
An astrotastic event
You can save money with Sprint
It's the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con
Daily riot for this town
