Parents Suck (Beastmode) Lyrics & Tabs by Smosh feat. Petey Wunder
Parents Suck (Beastmode)
guitar chords lyrics
The greatest thing ever just happened to me,
You see.
Take that, Mom! You can't tell me how to be!
I'm living on my own and I've got no rules.
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do.
First I'll grab some some milk, drink it straight from the jug.
Then I'll grab a sandwich, eat it butt naked on the rug.
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in the pack.
"Only eat one!"
Fuck that! I'll snack 'til I yack!
No more parents!
No more rules!
Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!
Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!
And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug!
No more Mommy!
No more Dad!
Living on my own; Most fun I've ever had!
I'm eating cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a FUCK!
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream "Parents suck!"
My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "FUCK!" "SHIT!" and "DARN!" everyday!
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do,
so I leave the door open while a take a big poo!
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn!
Instead, I watch dirty vids with the volume on!
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks!
They won't let me watch Bambie!
WHAT A BUNCH OF DICKS!
No more parents!
No more rules!
Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!
And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug!
No more Mommy!
No more Dad!
Finally, I can wear my skanky top that I had!
I'm eating shards of glass 'cause I don't give a FUCK!
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream "Parents suck!"
No one to make me clean my room each day of the week!
No one to read me bedtime stories stories and kiss me on my cheek!
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside!
No one to tell me to take my incline when I'm 'bout to die!
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house!
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse!
No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers!
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers!
Hey, Mom...
Hi, Son!
Do you think I can move back in?
FUCK NO!
