One Day After Christmas Lyrics & Tabs by Da Yoopers
One Day After Christmas
guitar chords lyrics
It's one day after christmas
I'm crabby and i'm broke
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think i'm gonna croak
It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave
The've been camping in my bathroom
Since early christmas eve
They're eating everything in sight
And sleeping in my bed
I been sacked out in the basement
With my beagle fred
The relatives have all gone out
And left their screaming brats
The toilet bowl is all clogged up
The relatives have all gone out
And left their screaming brats
The toilet bowl is all clogged up
And i can't find the cat
Chorus:
It's christmas time at my house
The relatives are here
They eat me out of house and home
And drink up all my beer
I love the decorations
And the sleigh bells in the snow
But i wish those pesky relatives
Would take their kids and go home
Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
A twenty pound rib roast
His feet are sticking in the air
Like skinny old fence posts
Now they're in a free for all
The girls against the boys
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys
My mother-in-law is snoring
In my favorite tv chair
Those kids are stringing lights on her
And tinseling her hair
I oughta wake her up before
The fireworks begin
But i wanna see those blue sparks fly
When they plug her in
(repeat chorus)
