Oddyssey Lyrics & Tabs by Stanley Odd
Oddyssey
guitar chords lyrics
Welcome
Hello…
Hello and welcome to the Oddyssey
Paranoiac words and awkward beats
Since the last CD, let's see what's been happenin
Well a few things have been doin ma napper in
Rooney got a pay rise for doing hee-haw
And every boy band on the planet seems to have reformed
X-Factor increased their audience and the gossip mags are…
Still gossipin.
Wegot a government condemned up here
And nobody voted for them up here
The credit crunch meant that the parties had to tighten up
So we got 2 for the price of 1
BP oil spill Obama blamed old blightey
The credit crunch meant that the parties had to tighten up
So we got 2 for the price of 1
BP oil spill Obama blamed old blightey
And Cadburys was bought by Kraft Cheese Slices
On the plus side 6 music was dropped from the acts
And Big Brother's not coming back
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome, welcome welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
In other news…
Every award went to Cheryl Cole
From woman of the year to best in show
And Nicky Minaj just wrecked the rest
Without even releasing a record yet
Blair gave his advance to a military hospital
Maybe he was feeling just a little bit responsible
An illegal war, a missile to the face and a royalty check is too little to late
Cuts on taxes in the interest of progress
And there's strike action and demos and protests
A whole bunch of privacy laws were broken
And William Hague's assistant left the closet open
And I fell asleep for the world cup final
Spain beat Holland with an extra time goal
Lampard scored while the ref cleaned his spectacles
And the French team fell out and went home
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome, welcome welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
What have we been up to?
Erm, hangin around Asda in pyjamas and Ugg boots…
Or with Wee Amanda in a Fiat Panda singing
"We outnumber them 10 to 1 stand up!"
For all the people I fought with at school
Since Odio came out I made awkwardness cool
This is for my people who don't make guest lists
Court Jesters – still up, liquid breakfast
And it's on to the meths next
Stay on it till the mood left us
For those that say this is colloquial let me tell you ‘bout the folks we know
From Coatbridge to Shoreditch
We've walked to Vicki Road
USA, Canada, Australia, pick a zone
This is for every outsider in the cosmos
A warm welcome to the Odd Squad
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome, welcome welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome, welcome welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
Welcome to the Oddyssey
Welcome
