No Reason Boner Lyrics & Tabs by Ninja Sex Party
No Reason Boner
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This song is about a problem i have... Frequently
There are three (three, three) kinds of erections
Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands
No reason boner
It baffles scientists
No reason boner
This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner
The bagel was delicous and the coleslaw couldn't be finer
Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check
I looked down and realized I was 100% erect
No reason boner
I like coleslaw but not that much
I looked down and realized I was 100% erect
No reason boner
I like coleslaw but not that much
No reason boner
Hi, welcome to the post office
