No Ma'am Lyrics & Tabs by Kris Herman
No Ma'am
guitar chords lyrics
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss
No ma'am I wont make her cry
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.
Yes sir I do well in school
Yes sir both my parents work
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.
Please sit down I'll take your coat
Have some wine I'll clear my throat
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.
And as your eyelids gently close
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek
And you will know for sure
That I'm the perfect gentleman
I'll bake and cook and clean
Be the man of your dreams
That I'm the perfect gentleman
I'll bake and cook and clean
Be the man of your dreams
Do whatever you want Christine
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Can I walk to your door
Well I insist, yes I'm sure
No its not that far from where I live
And baby can I have your number please
Have a guess, is that a tease
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call.
I spend hours by the phone
Dialing like a cone
Till I finally reached her mom.
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Every trick in the book, got to learn
Every trick in the book, got to learn
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked
Somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
