My Dad Is Rich On a Boat Lyrics & Tabs by Swish and Flick
My Dad Is Rich On a Boat
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Malfoy Aww shit!
Get your wands ready, it's about to go down
Everybody in the place raise your fucking wands
Wave them around if you're motherfucking rich
We Malfoys, let's go!
Hey!
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
Everybody look at me cause I'm motherfucking rich
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
I'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking rich
My dad is always there to open all my doors
You have to call a Patronus
Just a catch a glimpse of yours
My dad is always there to open all my doors
You have to call a Patronus
Just a catch a glimpse of yours
Mama says she loves me
When she tucks me into bed
How's your mama doing in the Mirror of Erised?
Your dad's on his journey to the great beyond
When you're dueling
You might see him come out someone else's wand
You may have freed our house elf
Brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted
By a big, green, glowing flame
I'm riding on my Nimbus
Doing flips and shit
You're falling off your Firebolt
Dementors on your dick
They tryin' to kiss you
'Cause you a stupid git
My dad is rich, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
My dad is rich, and
Your dad is dead, and
I've got your weapon right here
Power of love, and
I love my mom, I love my dad too
We all love Lord Voldemort
And we all hate you
Shut the fuck up!
My dad is rich!
Fuck, Potter, I'm rich, motherfucker
Fuck, Potter, I caught the Snitch, motherfucker
I'm on the block with my boys, motherfucker
You sucking cock on your knees, motherfucker
Hey, Ma, if you could see me now
Shoe pressed up against Potter's brow
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow
It's magic, motherfuckers, anything is possible!
Snape's Patronus was a doe
'Cause your mama was a ho
Voldemort, look at me, oh!
Never thought I'd see the day
When I'd kick you in the face
Believe me when I say
I fucked your girlfriend
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
Everybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking rich
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
I'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking rich
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
Everybody look at me cuz I'm motherfucking rich
My dad is rich
Your dad is dead
I'm a Malfoy, bitch, and I'm motherfucking rich
Malfoy, Malfoy, yeah, yeah, yeah
