Mortal Kombat High Lyrics & Tabs by Starbomb
Mortal Kombat High
guitar chords lyrics
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School.
You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?
Ken (Danny):
Yeah, I'm Ken! I like wearing red and making friends, yay!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
What's up, I'm Johnny Cage, let me show you around.
I'll introduce you to the crew and tell you how to get down.
That hottie doing homework over there is Sonya Blade.
She's the most popular girl in the whole entire grade.
And that's Liu Kang, his kick flip helped the track team win the relay race.
Mileena's sorta sexy but she's kinda got a butter face.
And over there is Raiden, he's the smartest kid in class.
And this is Shang Tsung, he'll pull your spine out through your ass!
Ken (Danny):
And over there is Raiden, he's the smartest kid in class.
And this is Shang Tsung, he'll pull your spine out through your ass!
Ken (Danny):
What?
(Danny):
Ohhh-Hiiii. You're in Mortal Kombat High!
Where the girls are fine but there's a pretty good chance you'll die.
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Like 105 percent baby!
(Danny):
That's right, it's time to test your might!
So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes!
Ken (Danny):
Johnny Cage I don't know if I'm gonna fit in at this school...
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Hey, don't worry Ken, the students here are super chill and cool!
Scorpion's romantic, and he's gentle as a deer.
Let's listen to the new love song he wrote, its called "Come Here!"
(Danny):
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Scorpion (Arin):
COME HERE!
Victim (Danny):
Ahhh!
(Danny):
La, la, la, la, la
Scorpion (Arin):
GET OVER HERE!
Victim (Danny):
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
This is Goro, he's a demon and he really loves to kill.
He'll pull your nutsack up over your head and roll you down a hill.
And Kano, he is criminally insane oh, by the way though,
if I say so I can make Sub-Zero crush your skull like Play-Doh.
The moral is Street Fighter High can't deal with our fatalities.
And if you fuck with us, your death is an individuality.
You'd better watch your back, 'cause we will be watching you closely.
And if you step to us you know that ass is gettin TOAST-YYY!
(Danny):
Yeah-eah-eahhh! It's prime time for romance!
Make Kitana your deal, she'll decapitate you with her fans.
There's a chance you will not survive this dance!
There are so many wondrous ways for us to kill your ass!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Killed at a blood transfusion!
(Crowd):
Donatality!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Stabbed while ejaculating!
(Crowd):
Masturbatality!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Eating too much pasta!
(Crowd):
Carbohydratality!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
I'm having trouble peeing, that's a Prostatetality!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Killed as you're concieved!
(Crowd):
Procreatality!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
¡Muerte Espaniol!
(Crowd):
Translatality!
Johnny Cage (Arin):
Cut by triple axel! (Figure Skateality!)
Ken (Danny):
I like it when a girl has a nice personality!
*cough* I'll see myself out.
