Land IIo Lyrics & Tabs by The Dread Crew of Oddwood
Land IIo
guitar chords lyrics
Well here we are in Mexico
But we're getting sick of donkey shows
We all got crabs so we packed our bags
And further south we go
Land ho, to Argentina we go!
We're now in Argentina
Got stuck in the marina
The women hopped aboard our boat
And showed us their vaginas
Land ho, and off to France we go!
We're sailing off to France? Fuck France!
We're sailing off to Italy
To treat the women shittily
We beat them with salami
And alfredo'd on their tittilies
To treat the women shittily
We beat them with salami
And alfredo'd on their tittilies
Land ho, to Africa we go!
We're sailing into Ghana
Although we didn't wanna
'Cause all the Ghanarian men
Have dicks like anacondas
Land ho, to Australia we go!
Well now we're in Austrailia
In search of genitalia
We found a dead koala
And committed necrophilia
Land ho, to China we go!
But, we've ended up in Vietnam
Where all the men have little dongs
Well that's okay 'cause we're not gay
The women love us long
Land ho, to the Middle East we go!
Well now what country is this?
United Aram Emirates!?
There's lots of sweaty camel toe
And everyone's a terrorist
Land ho, and further south we go!
We've sailed around the world again
And we've seen a lot of foreign lands
Our crotches ache so we'll take a break
And stay here in the sand
We will rest a while in the sand!
