Kung Fu Is My Mom Lyrics & Tabs by MC Wreckshin
Kung Fu Is My Mom
guitar chords lyrics
yo mom, it's mother's day and this song goes out to you
sorry about all the cursing but you know how we gangsta's do
I used to play Capcom VS SNK every single day
then I started writing rhymes, to my dismay
I didn't do as good
as good as I should
if I played MK1
I could not break the wood
I used to break the diamonds
like I use to break the hymens
my front is on max
is what says the simon's
I used to own with reptile on 2
fuck that other ninja wearing the blue
but scorpion is my boy
I used to own with reptile on 2
fuck that other ninja wearing the blue
but scorpion is my boy
with him i'd destroy
the flawless victory record
of every robot droid
do you remember yo! noid?
everytime you saw him you were annoyed?
but you still wanted the pizza
he'd freeze it like freeza
the fashion queen from bayside
was turtle (comma) lisa
dominoes plan deployed
avoid the noid!
was stuck in your mind
and you enjoyed
every single minute
you'd bear and grin it
my mom got me the game
with the yo-yo and the midget
kung fu is my mom
kung fu is my mom
KUNG
FU
IS MY MOM
she
dresses
to do damage like a bomb
kUng fu
uses metric system long
all day it's happening
it's stronger than strong
sent to a camp
built with a song
sent to her e-mail
this songs for my mom
she celebrates
she builds a cake
she wears make up
she cheats at skates
she wears the shoes
but her skateboard breaks
she's still the funk
but she waits to wait
then she cracks a punk
and fakes a fake
holy calamity, screamin insanity
the mayans loved a mermaid
that was really a manatee
to many hallucinogens
going up their nose
reality was twisted
like that american idol show
a moment of clarity
is donated to a charity
pocket fighter for PS1
is quite the rarity
but I found it quick
because I am the shit
my vg seeking skills
make my momma sick
me and my mom
go to the gamestop
she finds the violent version
of gta in a drop
all the fanboys
bow and give her props
you don't mess w/ my mom
or you'll feel my cap pop
i'm not eminem
I don't diss my mom
my mom is the shit
the motherfucking bomb!
is
there something wrong?
KUNG
FU
IS MY MOM
kung fu kicks ass and so do you mom. I love you. happy mother's day.
