Joey Escalade Lyrics & Tabs by El Rancho
Joey Escalade
guitar chords lyrics
When Joey Escalade's around, you don't need to fear global warming
He's the coolest cat in town, guys wanna be him, girls wanna be with him
One damn day he was walking around, just chillin‘ a bit, minding his own biz
Suddenly, there was food on his mind, the Tacco Bell, it seemed just right
Walked inside, cool as hell, took the shades off to check what they sell
The line in front of the counter was huge, but he needed food
He couldn't wait this long, he was hungry and way to cool for this shit
Joey Escalade, walking down the street, alright
Chillin‘ from dusk till dawn, don't mess with him until he's done
Escalade won't lose his cool cause gettin‘ in line just ain't his style
Walked right up to the front of the line until a big, bad Mexican caught his eye
The Mexican turned out to be Machete, the guy who killed Billy
He's the badest bitch around, motherfuckers on his list, he brings them down
Hey man I know your name, walking up to the line ain't you ashamed
Escalade, he turned his head and said one more word and you'll end up dead
He's the badest bitch around, motherfuckers on his list, he brings them down
Hey man I know your name, walking up to the line ain't you ashamed
Escalade, he turned his head and said one more word and you'll end up dead
He came here for the tacco-experience, but so did Machete
Joey Escalade, walking down the street, alright
Chillin‘ from dusk till dawn, don't mess with him until he's done
Joey Escalade, looks like it's all over now
Chillin‘ from dusk till dawn, Machete go piss on your gravestone
Joey Escalade, looks like it's all over now
Chillin‘ from dusk till dawn, end of line, end of song
