Jilted John (single version) Lyrics & Tabs by Jilted John
Jilted John (single version)
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I've been going out with a girl,
Her name is Julie,
But last night she said to me when we were watching telly,
(This is what she said) She said "Listen John i love you, but theres this bloke i fancy,
I dont want to two - time you so its the end for you and me".
"who's this bloke" I asked her,
"Gordon" she replied,
"Not that puff" I said bismayed,
"yes, but he's no puff" she cried. (He's more of a man than you'le ever be)
(Here we go 2, 3, 4!)
I was so upset that i cried,
All the way to the chip shop,
And when I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop.
(And guess who was with him, yeh Julie, and they were both laughing at me)
Oh she is cruel and heartles,
And when I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop.
(And guess who was with him, yeh Julie, and they were both laughing at me)
Oh she is cruel and heartles,
Two packed me for Gordon,
Just 'cos he's better looking than me,
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
But i know he's a moron,
Gordon is a moron,
Gordon is a moron,
Gordon is a Moron!
(Here we go 2, 3, 4!)
Oh she's a slag,
And he's a creep,
She is a tart,
He's very cheap,
She is a slut,
He thinks he's tuff,
She is a bitch,
He is a puff,
Yeah yeah,
It's not fair,
Yeah yeah,
It's not fair.
(I'm so upset)
I'm so upset,
I'm so upset,
Yeah yaeh.
(I ought to smash his face in, yeah but he's bigger than me isn't he)
(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him. Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordons isnt he)
(oh well, I dont care)
'Cos i dont care,
I dont care.
