Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il Lyrics & Tabs by Epic Rap Battles of History
Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il
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Epic Rap Battles of History!
Kim Jong-il
Versus
Hulk Hogan!
Begin!
The name's Kim Jong, I got a license to IL
make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill
Your body looks like a spray tan banana
with a walrus mustache and a wack bandana.
I'm coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair
Bitch I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair
Your whole fam's a bunch of barbies dude
You want beef?
Eat this Korean barbeque!
You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother!
You want beef?
Eat this Korean barbeque!
You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother!
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother!
You're a freak,
a phony!
A rice-a-roni jabroni!
I'm gonna bounce you
like a check for my alimony!
Come on dude,
all the little Hulksters know
I'll hang you from the ropes
like a South Park puppet show
I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling,
brother I'll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!
Beijing is in China you blond asshole!
I'm a God amongst men,
you're a suburban commando!
North Korea bitch let me give you a tour,
by the way your wife says
my dick is bigger than yours.
(Hulk Hogan goes down!)
(I don't know if he can finish the battle!)
(He- he's switching from the ropes!)
(It's- it's- Macho Man Randy Savage!)
Oh yeah, it's about to get real
Watch me snap into a Slim Jim
Kim Jong-il
I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses
but when midgets step up
I stomp midget asses.
the Macho Man there is no equal
so spend less time rapping
and start feeding your people,
PUNK!
I'll elbow drop your whole nation
on behalf of the entire world wrestling federation
(Uh, yeah)
Who won? Who's next?
You decide!
Epic Rap- Battles of History!
