Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture) [with Special Guest Travis Tritt] Lyrics & Tabs by Bill Engvall
Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture) [with Special Guest Travis Tritt]
guitar chords lyrics
I just hate stupid people
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid
That way you wouldn't rely on them would you
You wouldn't ask them anything
It would be like "Excuse me oops never mind"
"I didn't see your sign"
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway
My friend comes over and says "Hey you moving"
"Nope"
"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week
Just to see how many boxes it takes"
"Here's your sign"
Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
"Here's your sign"
Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign
Here's your sign
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled his boat into the dock
I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on the dock goes "Hey yall catch all them fish"
"Nope"
"Talked 'em into giving up"
"Here's your sign"
I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was playing with his little friend
And he hit his friend and I went up to him and I said "Hey (smacks his boy) we don't hit"
He looked up at me like "Here's your sign dad"
Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign
Here's your sign
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there was a guy inventing a shark bite suit
There's only one way to test that
"Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good
They want you to jump into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you"
"Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it"
Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign
Here's your sign
Last time I was home I was driving around
I had a flat tire I pulled my truck into one of these side of the road gas stations the attendant walks out looks
at my truck looks at me I swear to GOD he went "Tire go flat"
I couldn't resist
I said "Nope"
"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me"
"Here's your sign"
Why can't they get the picture
Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny minds
Here's your sign
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the house drove the car around for about 45 minutes
We get back to the house he gets out of the car reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe then goes "Damn thats hot"
See
If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him
