Happy to Be Alive Lyrics & Tabs by The Globs
Happy to Be Alive
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I'm so happy to be alive
It's so easy for me to survive
I'm so pleased every day that
I give myself a big high-five
Praising the Lord for cash is my noble trade
You'd be astounded by the money I've made
I love my Savior and the GOP too
They've both been splendid sources of revenue
Lord Jesus was the first American
I know that God is a Republican
I hate those faggots can I get an amen?
Gimme an amen
I'm so happy to be alive
'Cause I've got Jesus Christ on my side
Tinky Winky is gay and
I'm so happy to be alive
'Cause I've got Jesus Christ on my side
Tinky Winky is gay and
God will make him pay for his crimes
Got rich on oil, then I was VP
All in all, I'd say I've done quite splendidly
With Halliburton I plundered with zeal
War profiteering and fat Enron deals
I shot my buddy in the face last year
The war on terror was a great career
I'm not a pirate I'm a privateer
I'm a privateer
I'm so happy to be alive
'Cause it's peaches and cream all the time
I've had very good luck
Patrick Leahy go fuck yourself blind
Impartial broadcasts fill me with disdain
I am the modern-day Citizen Kane
Ten thousand stations are airing my stuff
I'm foxy foxy but you can't get enough
My media empire is without a peer
We make it sound like what you wanna hear
We'll make the ugly truth disappear
Watch it disappear
I'm so happy to be alive
'Cause I'm biased and I'm nationwide
You'll believe what I tell you
Who cares if I'm selling you lies?
I'm so happy to be alive
I've got all the big guns on my side
Yes of course it's all true
There's nothing I won't do to survive
