Grand Buffet Lyrics & Tabs by Grand Buffet
Grand Buffet
guitar chords lyrics
Yes, No
I'm not a role model but I'm a grown man without kids and I can't play a direct hand. And your son or daughter is light so treat them right I'm busy. Take them the park, toss the Frisbee. Show them what Disney spent a lot of money on. Peel them of off the couch, and make them run a marathon. And if you ever discover marijuana paraphernalia carefully hidden in their bedroom area punch them hard enough to paralyse 'em. And then embarrass them, carry them onto the school property and bury them, neck deep in concrete and call the cops. Interrogate your kids until they tell ya who sold them pot. When they give you a name, you know the game. No matter what you gotta do to lock them up (including a frame) do it. And if the dealer is underage launch a thunderous punch at his lungs amaze everybody watching with your brute force. You turned a 16 year old pot dealerinto a cold corpse. You did it for justice, you did it for love. Now go and get your kid some respectable drugs. Like Prozac, Adderol, Ritalin. And wash it down with some Flintstone vitamins.
