Feminist Housewives Tabs & Lyrics by Bitch and Animal
Feminist Housewives
guitar tabs lyrics
FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME
Chords:
Gb E D Db B
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b|---------------------|
g|-----11--9--7--6-----|
d|-----11--9--7--6--9--|
a|------9--7--5--4--9--|
E|------------------7--|
This is the story of Betty and Sue
Two women left their husbands... For each other
Gb E Gb E DB D B Gb E Gb E DB D B Gb E Gb E D
(One, two, three and... *laugh*)
D
I was watching opera yesterday
And Gloria Steinem came on to say
Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem�s a famous feminist
She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
Really?
Db B D
All you housewives can be
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Famous feminists just like me
Db B
Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself
Db B Db
B
(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)
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Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?)
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You�ve become my inspiration (My inspiration)
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Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?)
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All these years I've been listening to Jim
Get out of the way of the game
Where is my dinner?
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Gloria please save me now (Save me now)
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I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)
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I am becoming a coward
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Gloria Steinem, where are you now?
Gloria Steinem, wait a minute
I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women�s
in Washington DC!
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D
Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today
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I'm going to the rally in Washington
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I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington
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I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington
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I can't wait for the rally in Washington
Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
Well... tell him you're on a business trip
Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...
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Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens
They took a specimen out of your left breast
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D
And planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself
D
No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens
Rally? Women�s rights? Who the hell you think you are?
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My name is Betty and my name is Sue
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And there's a lot of thing we can do
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B
Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives
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B
Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives
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D B Gb E Gb
E
See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington
D
Byebye!
D D
Well that was five years ago, today
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I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass
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Me and Betty, we're hitting the road
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I'm switching out of wife mode
I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you
Db B
It's just; well you're not really my type Herb
D Db B D
Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb
Db B D
And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay
Db B D
And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb
Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
Bye Olive Oil (Meow)
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And suddenly, Betty and I were free
Db B D
We were finally free
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Going to the rally in Washington
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On the road to the rally in Washington
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I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington
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Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington
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Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine
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What happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?
Db
Some people say that it was, that it was destiny
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That Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally
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Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road
Who knows?
Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl
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I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now
Db B D
(I've been lusting after you for four years now)
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Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now
Db B D
(I've been lusting after you, for four years now)
Oh my god Betty
Oh my god, Oh, My, god
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke Gb E Gb
D B D B Gb E Gb E D
I�m a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke
D D D D
We're great moms
(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)
