Cell Black Django Lyrics & Tabs by Todrick Hall
Cell Black Django
guitar chords lyrics
Alright ladies this is your new home and I am Mama Leaks,
You will do as I say, this is real life not Orange is the New Black
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
And now, the 6 ratchet murderesses of Crenshaw County Jail
in their rendition of the Cell Block Django
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch (This Bitch)
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch (This Bitch)
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Like Bernie, Bernie likes to click tongues, no not click, POP!
So I'm opening up the VMAs and I'm in rehearsals looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie sitting in the quick change getting her life and clicking.
No, not clicking, POPPING!! So I said to her, I said "YOU MISS THIS CHANGE ONE MORE TIME!!!" and she did. so I took the shotgun off the wall and I fire two warning shots *Bang Bang into the room BANG BANG* into her heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Se had it coming, she had it coming
spit Myx Moscato in her face!
I had to get her, she broke my zipper
This was for Roman and Little Wayne!
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch
I met Breezy from somewhere in Virginia, I dunno,
and we hit it off right away *Oh Yeah yeah yeah*
I know, I know. I forgave his fine ass and We started writing together
He'd go to the studio he'd come home, I'd fix him dinner,
and then i sought him out. Single he told me, single my ass!
Not only was it not a single, its was not finished, it was half a song.
So that night, when he got home, I baked him a treat as usual
You know some guys just cant hold their birthday cake!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He gained pounds and cant put out *Look at me now*
Riri dont need ya, so bye felicia *Leggo*
I told that rude boy to take a bow.
Now Im standing in the elevator, just had some chicken for dinner
Minding my sister's bidness, and in walks Jay looking like Baloo from the Jungle Book
"You been screwin ***!!", "You been screwin ***!!," I said.
I went crazy, and I kept on screaming, "YOU BEEN SCREWIN ***!!!"
and he ran into my foot. he ran into my foot ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
I've been accused of being a naughty girl: drunk in love driving, snatching wigs
causing a blackout at the Super Bowl *Why am i here? Question*. But Im a survivor
They said I don't write my own lyrics, I broke up destiny's child, I faked my pregnancy.
they even accused me of lip syncing the national anthem!
- Ya, but did you do it?
- *Nuh Uh uh* Not guilty!
My sister Chrysanthemum and I had started a hur salon in my apartment,
Nap Tyme we called it. My bae Django used to bust them taper fades with us right?
After a couple months we was averaging about 20 some tricks in a row:
Press, curls, weaves, braids, updos, side dos, lace fronts, lace backs,
Doin more black heads than a Proactiv commercial!
So this one night after work, we went down to the Motel 6
The three of us getting turnt or whatever and we ran out of sizzurp so I went out to get some.
I come back, fittin to get crunk, eyebrows on fleeq, and there Chrysanthemum and Django,
She only 17 doing the spread eagle. I was in such a state of shock I blacked out, I on't remember nothin. it wasn't until later when i was catchin up on Worldstar, I had even knew I mollywhopped her head.
She had it coming, she had it coming
Cause she been creeping with my man.
And if I see her, I'm gon beat her!!
Ill blop that hoe and her bloke again!
She had it coming, she had it coming
she only had herself to blame!
Because Sharkesha dont play no games
I loathe miss Grande more than I can say.
She stole my whistle tones, my riffs, and even my dimples.
Its like she went out trying to find herself and on the way she found:
Music Box, Butterfly, and Emotions and I was like "Why you so obsessed with me?"
I guess you could say we artistic differences,
but there are none. She ripped off my voice
So i ripped that little ponytail right off her head.
*I got one less problem without cha*
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, BUM
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, BUM
They had it coming, They had it coming!
They had it coming all along!!
Cuz if they use us, and they abuse us?
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
They had it coming, They had it coming
They only had themselves to blame!!
If you'd a been there, if you'd a seen them,
I betcha you would have done the same!
"YOU MISS THAT CHANGE ONE MORE TIME"
"Single my ass."
"He ran into my foot ten times."
"Why am i here?"
"Mollywhopped her!"
"One less problem without cha"
Pop, Kicks, Chris, Uh Huh, Sharkesha No!, This Bitch