Big Chain Records (skit) Lyrics & Tabs by Disturbing tha Peace
Big Chain Records (skit)
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[Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers:] Man,
I cant believe this. Whole family bout to get kicked
out on the streets. I aint got no money, God. Man its gonna get worse.
[Lady at Big Chain Records
(LaChainya):] Good Morning,
Big Chain Records this is LaChainya speaking. How may I help you?
[Ludacris:] Uh yeah. um.
I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa) wit my contract.
[LaChainya:] We have a chain of commands here.
Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge. Hold please.
[MUSIC:] BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN.
[Big Chainy:] Big Chainy!
[Ludacris:] Hey Mr. Chainy
[Big Chainy:] Hey hold for a sec.
, (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head
[Ludacris:] Hey Mr. Chainy
[Big Chainy:] Hey hold for a sec.
, (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head
[Ludacris:] yeah, um... its MC Medallian here...
[Big Chainy:] Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?
[Ludacris:] Hey can I come up and see you? 'Cause I'm having a couple...
[Big Chainy:] sure, sure, man, I love new talent.
[Luda:] Aight
[Big Chainy:] Hey Medallian how ya doin'?
[Luda:] Whats goin on...
[Big Chainy:] Thats a pretty little chain you got there (I know, I know)
[Luda:] Um... I was having a couple problems here because
I was lookin' over my contract and I seem to be having
a some issues. It states here that I'm supposed to
get my advance when I signed the contract and I still
havent gotten my advance and I dont know whats goin' on.
[Big Chainy:] Oh... okay.
. I see where that could be a problem.
([Luda:] right) What I don't think you understand is
that what we're gonna do is give you a really big ass
chain, just a big ASS chain ([background:] big ass chain)
[Luda:] Okay. Big Chain. Okay,
okay I understand that but it says here that I'm supposed
to get some monitary value. I-I dont have any money, I-I need money...
[Big Chainy:] I could see where the confusin' would
come in at. What I don't think you understand is that
we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain,
a big ([luda:] right), platnium big ass chain an-annd
on the back end we're gonna give you some big ass earrings.
[Luda:] okay look, I understand about the chain man,
my family's about to get kicked out on the street
([big chainy:] oh that's terrible) I mean,
I have no money whatsoever. I need money.
[Big Chainy:] you know what?
I don't usually do this, okay.
. I don't usually do this but but since you dont believe.
Jake, bring out the chain!
([backround:] QUE THE CHAIN!
) ([backround:] AHHH! Damn thats a big ass chain!
) that is a big ass chain...
[Luda:] oh God. I, I guess I didn't realize how big
ths chain was ([Big Chainy:] yeah,
it's, it's not a problem) I'm sorry,
jus-just forget about what I was talkin about...
[Big Chainy:] Not a problem.
. Big Chain Records is takin off,
we're expanding. (right, right) We're gettin' bigger
and better (right). You know what,
chains can be loose? much bigger.
Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big ass
chains ([luda:] alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!
