Auto-Manipulator Lyrics & Tabs by Crispin Hellion Glover
Auto-Manipulator
guitar chords lyrics
Auto-Manipulator
[Spoken]
Women are sweet
And girls are honey
But beat your meat
And save your money
[rap-like]
(CHORUS)
I'm an automanipulater
I play with myself
I'm a masterbater
I strut on by the corner whore
And walk into the grocery store
These slick pages of their magazine
Are accopanied by their vasallen
And walk into the grocery store
These slick pages of their magazine
Are accopanied by their vasallen
The lubrication
Is for masterbation
It's high time for a celebration
I'm feeling proud of my slab of meat
I get into the groove
I feel the beat
I'm up against the porcaline of the sink
My things are getting funny
I start to blink
My mom comes she says are you asleep?
I freexe I don't utter a single peep
[chorus]
I get back to the groove
I feel the beat
My mouth starts to stutter
I feel the heat
The fine clean girl at the beverly center
Is looking real good in her tight fitting sweater
The shiny material of her slacks
Are getting to me
Ok, Relax
I drop a Jackson bill for the looker
She bends herself over like a high class hooker
My face be a strainin'
I just can stop
I'm gritting my teeth
I'ma ready to pop
[chorus]
[Lounge style]
[chorus]
I look into the ceiling
I see what I know
That feeling is reeling
I think there's a glow
I see everything so clear
I don't really know what I'm doing here
I close the bathroom door
I be looking so cool
My mama don't know I've been touching my tool
[Rap]
[Chorus]
Ima so happy that I be a man
Cause I got the whole world in my hands
I got the whole world in my hands
I'm a happy that I be a man.
[Chorus]
Au-to-manip-u-la-ter
See it hear it move it feel it steal it deal it
Feel the - groove
So smooth
