i'm a fuckin wizard Lyrics & Tabs by MC Chris
i'm a fuckin wizard
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Well my name is mc chris i kick microphone spit
Not on the stage im a mage i amaze with my mits
With my digits there's no limits cast incantations and spells
Warlocks and wizards feel blizzards or face the fires of hell
I come correct protect the party with a field of force
Whether its journeys or tourneys i curse kings and courts
So put down your missiles and your pistol precursors
Im a mercenary adversary im a sorcerer surfer
All usurpers are my supper i make them suffer setbacks
So you better get back i'll put a jinx on your jet pack
Im an arcane pain some say my sanity's waning
My presence is unpleasant ill give your essence a draining
Im not complaining but im gaining better pick up the pace
I warcraft for laughs put my staff in your face
You want proof i'll say sooths over amulets and talismans
Im not complaining but im gaining better pick up the pace
I warcraft for laughs put my staff in your face
You want proof i'll say sooths over amulets and talismans
I'll bewitch your battle plans just pass me the chalice man
Im a fucking wizard i will fuck up your shit
Put the mage on every page and you just wrote up a hit
Im a graph paper god when im loungin im lit
Better check your behavior im the savior favorite
Im a fucking wizard don't make me wiggle my fingers
I will leave you with a lesson when your questin that lingers
So don't make me wrinkle my nose or twinkle my toes
Yes im surrounded by sparkles but i will fuck up all foes - i'm a wizard
Im an oracle of omens i tell fortunes read palms
Im the necromancer with answers carry on and stay calm
My origin's opaque i never escaped a broken home
But i take place in martin manuscripts and distant tolkien tomes
Im an angel with an angle and i advise you not to tangle
I'll leave you bruised and mangled with shackles on your ankles
I will not yield i have shields i will repel every attempt
Every object you project i will reject and resend
I'll put a hex upon your horde i'll science your alliance
I'll trounce your troop and graze you group if you stoop and show defiance
Not venereal but ethereal i will voyage then vanquish
An antagonistic mystic that leaves thieves in anguish
Whether it's a warrior of merit or a druid or cleric
I will clean up with my team up that is simply homeric
No matter what the mission all adventures are elementary
Less your lethal i'll call eagles been my sentries for centuries
