You Told the Drunks I Knew Karate Chords & Lyrics by Zoey Van Goey
You Told the Drunks I Knew Karate
guitar chords lyrics
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intro: G
G C
I am drunk and on a ladder
Em D
Not the smartest way to start my night
Em D
You said I'd conquer my vertigo
C D G
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
G C
And when we got up to the roof
G D
You opened a little flask of gin
Em D
Like idiots we both fell asleep there
C D G
Until the sun came up again
C D
I do the dumbest things for you
C Em D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C Em
I almost broke my collar bone
Dsus4 D G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.
G C
We both went out to the party
G D
Down a long, great western road
Em D
You told the drunks I knew karate
C D G
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
G C
They chased us through the city center
G D
They chased us out to the east end
Em D
We had to hide behind the supermarket
C D G
Until the sun came up again
C D
I do the dumbest things for you
C Em D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C Em
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 D G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.
G C
And we just missed the last bus home
Em
So we walked it fueled by adrenaline
Em D
And when I said I could do it all again
C D G
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
G C
Your plans to make it big and conquer
G D
Would put Napoleon to shame
Em C
I'm in a coma on the sofa
C D G
Until the sun goes down again
C D
I do the dumbest things for you
C Em D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C Em
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 D G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.
G C G D
Em C C D G
C D
I do the dumbest things for you
C Em D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C Em
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 D G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.