You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man Tabs & Lyrics by The Beards

You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man

guitar tabs lyrics

The Beards

standard tuning

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pm.......................

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|-7-6-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---|
|-5-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
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|-5-5--0-0--2-2--2-2----7-6-4--------|
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|-3-3--2-2--0-0--0-0-----------------|


Verse 1:
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You catch his eye�
From across the room,
You catch his eye.
You think, �Oh my!
He�s got quite the beard -
Oh, my!�

Pre-Chorus:
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And now you want to but you can�t look away!
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey.
And now you find yourself walking his way�
Hey, hey!
(You should consider having Sex with a bearded man!)

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You�re getting these feeling that you can�t understand!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
You think you can�t but you can!

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Don�t try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!

Don�t be scared�
His beard is soft to touch;
Don�t be scared.
You get some hair
In your mouth when you kiss him;
You get some hair.

You�ve never been with a man like him before!
But each time you look at that beard you want it more.
And now he�s asking you, �My place or yours?�
Good lord!

(You are about to have sex with a bearded man!)
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
This wasn�t part of the plan!
Don�t try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!


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(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)

(Keyboard solo has these two chords F# and G)
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And now you grab him by his facial hair!
He�s got some food stuck in his beard, but you don�t care!
You say, �Rub that beard on me, everywhere!�

(Now it�s a bliss � you�re having sex with a bearded man!)
His sweaty beard drips like a watering can!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
Just take your life in your hands�
And ride that bearded man!

(Sex with a bearded man!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Sex with a bearded man!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)

And he�ll leave you with a glint in your eye!
And a bit of loose beard hair on your bedside.
And some pash rash between your thighs!
Oh my!
(Congratulations, you�ve had sex with a bearded man!)