When I'm Older Lyrics & Tabs by The Midnight Beast
When I'm Older
guitar chords lyrics
When I'm old, will I still say shit
When I'm old, will I still look up porn
(A little bit)
Will I still have sex, correction
Trying to have sex with a flacid erection
We're in a dumb cab
Doing shitty rap
Maybe I'll be fucking awesome
And get packed
Rollin' in the jaguar
Poppin' the Viagra
Fellas are jealous
My ladies moaning like I'm Hugh Hfner
I wake up, different girl each time
I don't know her, I don't know
My ladies moaning like I'm Hugh Hfner
I wake up, different girl each time
I don't know her, I don't know
Alzheimers
I wake up, different girl each time
Ah, shit I've done the same bit again
Alzhiemers
The Midnight Beast still raise the roof
Still getting clocked for the Tik Tok spoof
Sixty years, I'm still going strong
I'd still be dancing, but my back's gone
Na na na na
When I'm older
Na na na na
When I'm older
We'll still get intoxicated
Everyday inebriated
Na na na na
When I'm older
Na na na na
When I'm older
We'll still be getting bat shit wasted
Then getting resuscitated
I'm dead, just kidding
How else would you hear me dummy
I'm an atique, stop bidding
The other patients just look at me funny
Cause they know, I know I'm in town
Crashing the party
Back at the club Horlicks, Bacardi
Never go home, Granddaughters aren't happy
Keep going when I feel up my nappy
When I'm old, will I play Donkey Kong
Sitting in my arm chair, sparking a bong
It's for glaucoma, not an addiction
Ask the doctor, it's prescription
When I'm old, will I eat at Hooters
Will I get head, while I'm feeling on my scooter
Still playing beefer, smoking a reefer
Grandsons all getting wankered at me for
Na na na na
When I'm older
Na na na na
When I'm older
We'll still get intoxicated
Everyday inebriated
Na na na na
When I'm older
Na na na na
When I'm older
We'll still be getting bat shit wasted
Then getting resuscitated
When I'm old, will I still look fly
Kissin' em girls, making em cry
(Still) Got the guns
(Still) Got the eyebrows
Well I'm fit, there's no need to lie now
Playing bowls, back at the car park
Gamble my money, buying chinos in pry mart
When I'm old, will I still have orgies
Young women in their early 40's
Ha, right, ha, deft
The ladies love me I'm a
G.Y.L.F.
Granddad you like to
(Shhh)
Lets have a game of strip tease
The ladies love me cause I
Still got libido, still rockin' speedos
Banned from the pool
Cause I look like a pedo
But I'm not a pedo
I'm honestlhy not a pedo
Na na na na
When I'm older
Na na na na
When I'm older
We'll still get intoxicated
Everyday inebriated
Na na na na
When I'm older
Na na na na
When I'm older
We'll still be getting bat shit wasted
Then getting resuscitated
