What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? / It Sucks to Be Me Lyrics & Tabs by Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx
What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? / It Sucks to Be Me
guitar chords lyrics
What do you do with a B.A. in English, What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.
I can't pay the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.
But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference, To the human race.
Morning, Brian.
Hi, Kate Monster.
How's life?
Disappointing.
What's the matter?
The catering company laid me off.
Disappointing.
What's the matter?
The catering company laid me off.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I
always thought -
What?
No, it sounds stupid.
Aww, come on!
When I was little
I thought I would be...
What?
A big comedian
on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not
Nope!
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
Nooo.
It sucks to be me.
No!
It sucks to be broke
and unemployed
and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.
Oh, you think your life sucks?
I think so.
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.
You are.
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have
A boyfriend?
f**k!
It sucks to be me!
Me too.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Brian...
And Kate...
To not have a job!
To not have a date!
It sucks to be me.
Hey, ROd, Nicky, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
Ah, certainly.
Whose life sucks more?
Brian's or mine?
Ours!
We live together.
We're as close
As people can get.
We've been the best
of buddies...
Ever since the
Day we met.
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset.
Oh, every day is
An aggravation.
Come on, that's
an exaggeration!
You leave your
clothes out.
You put your feet
On my chair.
Oh yeah?
You do such an*l
Things like ironing
Your underwear.
You make that very
Small apartment
We share a hell.
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!
It sucks to be me!
No, it sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
Why you all so happy?
Becuase our lives suck!
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country
For opportunities.
Tried to work in
Korean deli
But I am Japanese.
But with hard work
I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an
Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots
Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!
Excuse me?
Hey there.
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to
Why you looking all
the way out here?
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get him.
Great, thanks!
Yo, Gary!
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
Oh my God!
It's Gary Coleman!
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -
It sucks to be you.
You win!
It sucks to be you.
I feel better now!
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!
This is real life!
We live on Avenue Q!
You're gonna love it!
We live on Avenue Q!
Here's your keys!
Welcome to Avenue Q!
