Waiting Tabs & Lyrics by Stephen Lynch
Waiting
guitar tabs lyrics
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A Am Asus4 B7 C Cmaj7 D E Em
e]---0----0----0---------0----0----2----0----0---|
B]---2----1----3----0----1----0----3----0----0---|
G]---2----2----2----2----0----0----2----1----0---|
D]---2----2----2----1----2----2----0----2----2---|
A]---0----0----0----2----3----3---------2----2---|
E]------------------0---------3---------0----0---|
VERSE 1:
Em Cmaj7
It�s out of my hands and all I can do it wait
Am
It�s the not knowing that has put me in this state
B7
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great
I�ve done my part so now it�s in the hands of fate...
CHORUS 1:
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
I shouldn�t have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack
Em
And now I wait�
VERSE 2:
Em Cmaj7
My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat
Am
I know the nurse will say, �It�s time to have a chat�
B7
At least I�ll never worry about getting... fat
(stop) N/C
I should think positive � no, wait, I didn�t say that!
CHORUS 2:
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
I never should have blown the tranny in my Cadillac
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack
Em
And now I wait�
VERSE 3:
Em Cmaj7
Is it over, will my jersey be retired?
Am
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
B7 (stop)
Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
N/C
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I�m fired?
CHORUS 3:
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
Eating assholes shouldn�t be an aphrodisiac
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
If I�m clean I swear to God I will stop shooting smack... probably
INTERLUDE:
Em - A - Asus4 - A (x2)
BRIDGE:
Em A Asus4 A Em A Asus4 A
Boys and girls, don't be nieve - take it from your Uncle Steve
Em A Asus4 A Em A Asus4 A
AIDS cares not whom it affects; caught from unprotected sex
Em A Asus4 A Em A Asus4 A
Sharing needles, blood or spit, or piss or semen, even shit
Em A Asus4 A
From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats
Em A Asus4 A
From monkey bites and uncooked meats
Em A Asus4 A
From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair
Em A Asus4 A
From certain children in daycare
Em A Asus4 A
From drinking water, breathing air
Em A Asus4 A
I tell you, AIDS is everywhere (!)
PRE-OUTRO:
C D
Oh God, I can't take anymore!
C D
I think I'll run right out that door!
C D
But wait, the nurse comes straight away!
C (single strum) D (single strum)
Tell me, what does my test say...?
OUTRO:
E
I�m okay!
D E
I�m okay!
D E
I�m okay!
D E
It�s just chlamydia...
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