Upon Westminster Bridge Tabs & Lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit

Upon Westminster Bridge

guitar tabs lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit

INTRO

A

BASS RIFF
Transcribed for guitar

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A|----0--0-0-7-7-9-9-7--5-5-4--4--2--2--0---------------------|
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GUITAR RIFF

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B|------------------------------------------------------------|
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VERSE 1

E
Same old Hampstead

E A
Ken Hom wok set

A E
Dead sea bath salts

E A
Jog proof iPod

A E
Iron age hill fort

E A
Long term road works

A E
High tide bird watch

E A
B&Q, Homebase


D A
If Jesus came to earth today

D A
They'd crucify him straight away

D A
Upon a cross of MDF

E A
And use No Need For Nails


Bass riff x2


VERSE 2

A E
Ship shape farmhouse

E A
Dry stone wall chart

A E
Cash back footspa

E A
Straight down Ladbrookes

A E
Low cost school trip

E A
Ram raid Oxfam

A E
Christ, that sun's hot

E A
Yes that's right, Sir


D A
Help me Mrs Medlicott

D A
I don't know what to do

D A
I've only got three bullets

E A
And there's four of Motley Crue


Guitar riff

GUITAR SOLO

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D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A E A
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A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------0-0--2--4---------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

D C#m E A
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-4-2-0-----------0-2-4---------0--2--4-----------|
E|-------------------------------0----0-0----------------------------------|

D C#m E
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-2-0---------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------0------------------------------------------|



A E A
Spoiling Good Friday, my ex-love sent to me

A E A E
12 drummers singing, 11 chairman dancing,

A E A E
10 mascots whinging, 9 stewards flapping,

A E A E A E
8 christening invites, 7 cows a barking, 6 vicars strumming

A B E
Nick fucking Knowles

A D A E
4 boring words, Carphone Warehouse and Matalan

A E B A
And a pulled-up at Bangor-on-Dee

A

A E A
I'm driving backwards at peak hour

B E A
Along the Edgeware Road

A E A