Unicorn Rap Lyrics & Tabs by Rhett and Link
Unicorn Rap
guitar chords lyrics
What do you think about Rhett and Link, Mcs extraordinaire?
Best in the business
You better get with this
Shake your Dairy-aire
If you want to see Mcs then come see these Mcs out to please and without disease
Flyer than the zipper on your pants
Flying out your tweeters and amps tell your your uncles and aunts
I hold a mic like a weapon or at least a water hose
Step up or get a steady stream of water up your nose
'Cuz I'm a thug like that
I can't be trusted
Go out of town, come back, and your mailbox will be busted
All you other Mcs, you're at best inferior. I'll squish your face like a zit, and leave you oozing down the mirror
The landfield called, they want their smiley rounds back
Your weakness is exposed, like my plumber's crack
All you other Mcs, you're at best inferior. I'll squish your face like a zit, and leave you oozing down the mirror
The landfield called, they want their smiley rounds back
Your weakness is exposed, like my plumber's crack
I'm like the terminator and the predator, if you put them both together
Invisible and robotic, quizzical and hypnotic
I wrote the recipe for the perfect Mc flow
I also wrote the recipe for green been casserole
I can rap about food and make you hungry
I can rap about and you spongey
I can rap about a blanket and make you feel snuggly
But I can't make a rap that won't make you ugly
What do you think about Rhett and Link, Mcs extraordinaire?
Captain to Crunch, check the junk in your truck, throw your hands up in the air
Fly
They're fly
Fly
