Ultimate Gamer Lyrics & Tabs by Brother Blake
Ultimate Gamer
guitar chords lyrics
You can call me a nerd
You can call me a flamer
But I still know
I'm the ultimate gamer
I'm still unemployed
And my sex life's in danger
But I still know
I'm the ultimate gamer
It's a big friday night
So you know what I'm doing
Call Of Duty Black Ops
For some online shootin'
Go away bitch
I said I'm in the zone
Mom's on my case when I'm tryin' to pwn
Go away bitch
I said I'm in the zone
Mom's on my case when I'm tryin' to pwn
It don't matter girl
Because I stay on my flow
Even my score got game
Sixty-nine and O
All you single ladies
Need to come my way
So damn good in bed
I could sleep all day
But if that ain't your style
We can do it on the table
Tryin' to play L.O.L
But the servers are unavailable
I don't need money
Don't need a degree
Yeah I skip my graduation
For some Halo Three
And you know I almost made it to the homecoming dance
But got caught up in a game entranced
Yeah my obsessin' impressin' ladies bringing them into my loft
That's how I got my nick name "Microsoft"
You can call me a nerd
You can call me a flamer
But I still know
I'm the ultimate gamer
I'm still unemployed
And my sex life's in danger
But I still know
I'm the ultimate gamer
Virtual tennis with Maria Sharapova
Boot up the Xbox bring me the controller
Headin' to a party gonna call up my land
Got so many monitors this is how I tan
Gamin' non-stop while Im' in my prime
On an epic adventure Ocarina of Time
You think that I'm a virgin?
You must be dumb
These Sony and Nintendo have the best threesome
I rock you so hard when you're in sleep mode
I got my slim-jims I cannot be slowed
I'm gamin' on the go with my P.S.P
I'm predictin' your moves with my E.S.P
Pardon my frence but your boy's a noob
Lost his Wii on a bet so he's back to GameCube
Win every game and it ain't no fluke
Twenty-five kills
Time to drop this nuke
You can call me a nerd
You can call me a flamer
But I still know
I'm the ultimate gamer
I'm still unemployed
And my sex life's in danger
But I still know
I'm the ultimate
You can call me a nerd
You can call me a flamer
But I still know
I'm the ultimate gamer
I'm still unemployed
And my sex life's in danger
But I still know
I'm the ultimate gamer
