Two Dicks Lyrics & Tabs by David Liebe Hart Band
Two Dicks
guitar chords lyrics
I had a dream I fell in love
With an actress called Mrs. Montgomery
I had a dream her mother cast a spell
I fell in love with her, we both did well
Then the two Dicks walked in
Told me to find another girlfriend
It was the best dream I ever had
Agnes Moorehead cast a spell on me
I was Tabatha's dad and her brother called me Dad
It was the best dream I ever had
I can't believe how Omegans love Irish gal
Makes me feel hot and wild
I had a dream I was making out with Mrs. Montgomery
Then the two Darrins walked in
I had a dream they ran out with Paul Lynde because they both were gay like him
I had a dream I was making out with Mrs. Montgomery
Then the two Darrins walked in
I had a dream they ran out with Paul Lynde because they both were gay like him
So they let me have a single woman
She twitched her nose and made magic come true
Then I fell in love with her through and through
I can't believe I was watching TV Land
Attractive, beautiful woman I grew up with you in the 60s, through and through
Whoa!
I had a dream I was making out with Mrs. Montgomery
Then the two Dick Sargents and Dick York walked in
They were both gay so they went with Paul Lynde
So I got to have this beautiful, single woman
I had a dream that I was making out with Mrs. Montgomery
I'm Irish-Black and she's Irish-White
All this love became right
She's so beautiful woman I had a dream about
I didn't ever dream of all the love, making out
She's was a witch and I'm a warlock-uh!
Fell in love, what came to be all worked out
This Omegan-Irish love!
I'm Irish-Black and she's Irish-White
Our love became perfect and right
Gee, I will never be uptight falling in love with Mrs. Montgomery
She made me feel right
Ah! It was the best love I ever had
