Trying to Impress the Bargirl Lyrics & Tabs by Tripod
Trying to Impress the Bargirl
guitar chords lyrics
I'm trying to impress the bargirl by seeing how drunk I can get.
I can't believe that no one's thought of this before.
This is a fool-proof plan.
I'm sure I'm the man of her dreams.
The drunker I get,
the more impressed she seems.
(It's the perfect plan!)
I'm trying to impress the bargirl by seeing how drunk I can get.
My friends who left, I guess they didn't want to cramp my style.
She keeps a professional distance,
but I know what she truly thinks.
If she didn't want me,
why would she keep bringing drinks?
(It's the perfect plan!)
(It's the perfect plan!)
why would she keep bringing drinks?
(It's the perfect plan!)
(It's the perfect plan!)
So I asked her when does she get off and she answers where do I get off
(It's the perfect plan!)
And I said that's funny.
(It's the perfect plan!)
The bouncers watch me intently, I suppose they're just jealous of me
(It's the perfect plan!)
Because I'm so funny.
She's going a little bit blurry,
Something is coming towards me.
I think I'm about to be kissed...
No that's just a fist.
