Too Many Dicks (on the Dance Floor) Chords & Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Too Many Dicks (on the Dance Floor)

guitar chords lyrics

Flight of the Conchords

Going to the party

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Sipping on Bacardi
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Wanna meet a hottie
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But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
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There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
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They're on leave from the army
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The only boobs I'll see tonight will be
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made of origami
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(Brett's part)

Tell the fellas, make it understood
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It ain't no good if there's too much wood
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Make sure you know before you go
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The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
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Five to one, it's a brodeo
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Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
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Wait outside all night to find
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Twenty dudes in a conga line
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This is only half the song.