(There's A) Dogshit In My Garden Lyrics & Tabs by Shu-bi-dua
(There's A) Dogshit In My Garden
guitar chords lyrics
There is a dogshit in my garden
and when I cut my grass
the dogshit is no longer in my garden
It is a-sittin on my footsole
and smell like a doggies ass
and that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden.
You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
but there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit.
Was it a fireman? - (oh no)
Was it a brandman? - (oh no)
Was it an ottoman? - (oh no)
Was it a walkman? - (oh no)
Was it a superwoman? - (oh no)
Superwoman don't know how to shit
Was it a milkyman? - (oh no)
Was it a superwoman? - (oh no)
Superwoman don't know how to shit
Was it a milkyman? - (oh no)
Was it a Kellerman? - (maybe)
Was it a disserman? - (no no no no no)
Was it rabatman? - (oh no)
Was it a Doberman? - (oh, yeah).
You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
but there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit.
You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
but there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit.
