The Wal-Mart Song Lyrics & Tabs by Rhett and Link
The Wal-Mart Song
guitar chords lyrics
Unos, Dos, Tres, Four
Where else can you acquire
A rotation of your tires
While your girlfriend tries on cheap polka-dotted bikinis
And waiting's never been greater
You watch the DVD of Gladiator
And see a Russell Crowe 8614 dudes on 17 different TV's
All at once
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
Is this not why you're here?
That's a line from Gladiator
And my friend Theodore
Who greets me as I walk through the automatic doors
With a comb-over like a bird's nest
I know of no one who looks better in a blue vest
He hands me my card and I'm on my way
To get a 5 gallon jug of grape Gatorade
Don't playa-hate
If pharmaceuticals gotta get beautiful
I pick up a little tool for puching it up my cuticle
I'm dutiful to continue to press on to the clothes section to try some mess on
A suggestion coming from the loud the loud speaker
Says there's a sale on their velcro sneakers
Walmart
Walmart
We love it love it love it
Walmart
Walmart
We love it love it love it
Rollback those prices, roll back the doors
Where else can I get a gold chain and s'mores
In one trip?
That's it, it's Walmart
Rollback those prices, I'll roll up my sleeves
Where else can I get spark plugs and cheese
At a decent price?
Nowhere but Walmart
Thank you
Walmart
