The Punibrow Song Lyrics & Tabs by Rhett and Link
The Punibrow Song
guitar chords lyrics
In this crazy, mixed-up world
There are over 3 billion girls
That's approximately 6 billion eyebrows
(Oh, oh-oh, oh)
And there's something breaking our hearts
These girls are tearing their eyebrows apart
With the tweezers and the wax and the electrolysis
Pluck, rip, zap
It's this follicular shrinking
That's got us old boys thinking
That girls with big, nice eyebrows
Will soon become a thing of the past.
Ladies, please listen!
Those eyebrows you gotta quit dissin', 'cause
They're disappearing, getting thinner and thinner
Ladies, please listen!
Those eyebrows you gotta quit dissin', 'cause
They're disappearing, getting thinner and thinner
With every shearing
Hold up! Wait a minute!
Imagine a world without eyebrows in it!
What's up with making your eyebrows so thin?
Walking 'round, looking like an alien
What's wrong with big and bushy?
Wiggity bang bang, de bang de big and bushy
You think this is the latest trend
What's next, drawing a mule with a pin Sister, that's a dream world you're living in
If your eyebrows could talk, we'd know what they'd say
We really like it here, don't send us away!
Besides, who's gonna keep sweat from running into your eyebrows when we're gone?
Let your eyebrows bloom like flowers
Let them grow uninhibited for at least 72 hours
And when they blossom, you'll be the talk of the town
(Did you SEE Henrietta's eyebrows?!)
(I did, and they're kinda big... but I think I like 'em!)
Quit with your waxing
The stripping and shaving is much too taxing
If they vanish, what will you do?
Go to Bitt's Body Art and get them tattooed?
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let your eyebrows grow!
If they ever fall out, put them in a bowl!
You can glue them back on when you get old
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, that's what they're there for
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let your eyebrows grow!
If they ever fall out, put them in a bowl!
You can glue them back on when you get old
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, like two big old 'fros...
Let (let)...them (them)...grow!
