The New Enzyme Detergent Demise of Ali MacGraw Lyrics & Tabs by Dory Previn
The New Enzyme Detergent Demise of Ali MacGraw
guitar chords lyrics
Mine was a Wednesday death
One afternoon
at approximately three-fifteen
I gave up and died
and nobody cried
Mine was a bloodless death
Not grim
Not gory
More like
Ali Macgraw's new enzyme
detergent demise in love story
Neat and tidy
unlike Christ's on Friday
Friends were fooled
by the fact
unlike Christ's on Friday
Friends were fooled
by the fact
I still breathed
And I spoke
And I smiled
And I lied
in my handy dandy
imitation life disguise kit
I sent away for it
The styrofoam face
fits so neatly in place
with the pre-recorded voice
of your choice
and it almost sounds read
it's a guaranteed deal
And you don't feel a thing
And you can teach it to sing
And all your friends
Are deceived
And nobody grieves
Mine was a Wednesday death
One afternoon
at approximately three-fifteen
I was quietly
laid to rest
And nobody guessed
A handy disposable heart
marks time in a plastic breast
And so it goes
And nobody knows
I am
non
bio-degradable.
