The Gift of Gum Lyrics & Tabs by SpongeBob SquarePants
The Gift of Gum
guitar chords lyrics
Patrick: Best Friends Day.
Best Friends Day.
Best Friends Day.
Best Friends Day. Sponge
Bob: Patrick!
Happy Best Friend...
whoa.
Patrick: This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day.
Sponge
Bob: Patrick, I am truly honored and... Patrick: What's wrong, buddy?
Sponge
Bob: You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was...
that. Robo 2.
1: Greetings.
I am Robo 2.
that. Robo 2.
1: Greetings.
I am Robo 2.
1, your personal robot servant.
I am proficient in providing over 250, 000 creature comforts.
Would you care for a pastry? Patrick: Yum.
Sweet, hot, and juicy.
Sponge
Bob, this is a great gift.
Sponge
Bob: Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum.
Patrick: Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, Sponge
Bob.
I love my gift.
In fact, I'll go play with it right now.
Come on, Robo.
Robo 2.
1: Coming, Master Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, Sponge
Bob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you?
Sponge
Bob: No, not at all.
Patrick: Thanks.
Good-bye, Gummy.
You be good to Sponge
Bob, you hear? I love you, too, Gummy. Well, he's all yours.
Sponge
Bob: Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode please you. Oh, you sure a re a big boy, aren't you.
Ooh.
Hey, I know how to handle this.
With a little karate.
Hyah! Ooh.
Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make.
With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. Get a hold of yourself, Sponge
Bob.
It's not so bad.
After all, it is a gift from Patrick. Underwear: You're not Patrick. Sponge
Bob: I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. Good-bye, stink ball.
See ya never. Patrick: Hey, Sponge
Bob, whatcha doing? Robo 2.
1: It appears that he is throwing Gummy away.
Patrick: What?
Is that true?
Sponge
Bob: No way, Patrick.
Patrick: Well, how do you explain this? Sponge
Bob: Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. Isn't this a cute look?
Patrick: Hmmm.
Bold yet understated.
Brilliant idea, Sponge
Bob.
Keep up the good work.
Come on, Robo, let's find more belly button lint. Sponge
Bob: Okay, no sign of Patrick.
Better make this fast. Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy. Patrick: Sponge
Bob, what are you doing?
I'm waiting.
Sponge
Bob: Uh...
I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and...
Allow me to demonstrate. See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here.
Patrick: Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle.
Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly.
And I know just the place. Isn't he breathtaking?
All right, Sponge
Bob, we got to go.
I'm gonna learn how to use a fork.
Right, Robo?
Robo 2.
1: It will be my pleasure, master.
Patrick: By the way, your house looks a million times better. Sponge
Bob: Thanks. Oh, what am I going to do, Gary?
It's hideous.
Gary: Meow.
Sponge
Bob Thief: Wishful thinking, Gary.
What burglar would want to steal that thing? Shhh. Fish: Who are you?
Where did you come from?
Sponge
Bob Thief: Uh, up there.
Fish: Oh, thank Neptune.
Hey, guys, I found a way out.
Come on! I'm free!
I'm free!
I'm sugar-free! At last! Sandy: What in tarnation? Oh my gosh.
Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob? Sponge
Bob, open up.
Sponge
Bob: Sandy.
Sandy: Sponge
Bob? Sponge
Bob: Hi, Sandy.
Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. Sandy: Oh my gosh.
How long you've been stuck there, Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob: All day.
Sandy: Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down.
Sponge
Bob: No, wait, Sandy.
The more you touch it, the angrier it gets.
Sandy: Oh, that's just crazy talk.
Hyah! Sponge
Bob: Told ya.
Save yourself, Sandy.
Runaway before you end up like me!
Sandy: Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. I've got an idea. Hang on tight, Sponge
Bob.
Sponge
Bob: Yeah, all righty.
Truck Driver: Come on, Old Blue.
Don't you talk back to me.
Do as your told.
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Come on girl, do it.
Come on! Squidward: What the...?
Just let it go, Squidward.
Let it go.
Don't get involved, Squidward. Of course.
Sandy: I'm okay.
Patrick: What's this?
Sponge
Bob, what have you done?
Sponge
Bob: Now, Patrick, I can explain.
Patrick: It's-it's...
it's amazing.
It's like a gummy wonderland.
Whee!
Wow, I wish I were having this much fun.
I knew you'd love it.
Sponge
Bob: Patrick, I have something to tell you.
Robo 2.
1: Would you care for a massage, Master?
Patrick: Enough already.
Sheesh.
So, you were saying something, Sponge
Bob?
Sponge
Bob: Uh, well, how can I put this?
Patrick: Aw, just come right out and... Will you stop?
Just stop. Squidward: Get on with it, Sponge
Bob.
Sandy: Wrap it up.
Patrick: Squidward?
Sandy?
Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me.
I-I-I mean, your Gummy.
Sponge
Bob: Patrick, do you miss your Gummy?
Patrick: Uh-huh.
Sponge
Bob: Well, it's still Best Friends Day.
How would you like your Gummy back?
Patrick: Yes!
Sponge
Bob: It's yours, buddy.
But first, you got to get us out of this.
Patrick: Oh, that's easy. I told you it was easy. Wow!
This is the best Best Friends Day ever!
