The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died! Tabs & Lyrics by Queens of the Stone Age

The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died!

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Queens of the Stone Age

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The Fun Machine Took A Shit And Died
The Queens of The Stone Age
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Tabbed by: cilli
Email: [email protected]

Tuning: D-G-D-G-B-e CHANGES TO DROP D AT END!

****This is the version found on the Era Vulgaris Vinyl... secret song (but only on a

selected few albums I have found) Not a very commonly heard tune BUT F-ING AWESOME
NONETHELESS! I have changed a couple things cuz this is how I play it... ENJOY!


**Organ/Keyboard plays... then drum intro**

then...
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0---15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------/12-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-15^p0-15^p0-15-15-----15-14-15p0-----15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0--|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

*1
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0---15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-------------------------------------------------------------| |---------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------| |---------|
G|--------------------------------------5h7-7--5/7-7-7--5/7-7-7| |---------|
D|--------------------------------------5h7-7--5/7-7-7--5/7-7-7| |--7b8r5~-|
G|-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0-15^p0--5h7-7--5/7-7-7--5/7-7-7| |-0-------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|*1 |---------|

REPEAT *1 SECTION AGAIN,

then...
*2
e|-----| |--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----| |--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-7-7-| |--8--10-10--8/10-10-10--8/10-10-10--8/10-10-8--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|-7-7-| |--8--10-10--8/10-10-10--8/10-10-10--8/10-10-8--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
G|-7-7-| |--8--10-10--8/10-10-10--8/10-10-10--8/10-10-8--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|-----| |--------------------------------------------------------------|*2

REPEAT *2 SECTION AGAIN,


then...
*3
e|-----------|REPEAT |---------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------|23x |---------------------------------------------------|
G|-0-0-12h15-| |-0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0----------------|
D|-0-0-12h15-| |-0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0---PAUSE!-------|
G|-0-0-12h15-| |-0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0----------------|
D|-----------| |---------------------------------------------------|*3

REPEAT *3 2X

then...

*4
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15-------------------------|
D|-0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15-------------------------|
G|-0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15--0-0-12h15-------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-------------------------| |--------|
B|-------------------------| |--------|
G|-5h7-7--5/7-7-7--5/7-7-7-| |--------|
D|-5h7-7--5/7-7-7--5/7-7-7-| |-7b8r5~-|
G|-5h7-7--5/7-7-7--5/7-7-7-| |0-------|
D|-------------------------|*4 |--------|

REPEAT *3 2X then *4 then *2 4x

then...
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
D|----------12h15p12------|
G|-0--12h15----------15p0-|
D|------------------------|3x then...

e|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|
G|----------------------------|
D|----------12h15p12----15^15^|
G|-0--12h15----------15-------|
D|----------------------------| REPEAT BOTH SECTIONS 2X then repeat this section 4x

Then repeat both in the SLOW JAM...

e|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|-0-0-/12-12-12-|
D|-0-0-/12-12-12-|
G|-0-0-/12-12-12-|
D|---------------|2X THEN REPEAT SLOW JAM SECTION ALTOGETHER 4X


SPEEDS UP...
e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------5p3p0-------6p4p0--------|
D|---5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-------5p3p0-------5p3p0-0|
G|-0--------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|8x

e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5--5-|
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------| 2x

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5--5-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5--5-5p3p0-5-5-5p3p0-5-----------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-3/5-5-5-5--3/5-5-\0-------------|
D|-3/5-5-5-5--3/5-5-\0-------------|
G|-3/5-5-5-5--3/5-5-\0-------------|
D|---------------------------------| then interlude with Drums...

THEN REPEAT SECTION *1
THEN REPEAT SECTION *2 � 4X

then...
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12------------------------|
D|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12------------------------|
G|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|3x

then...
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-13-13-13-13---17----15--14------------------------------------------------|
D|-13-13-13-13---17----15--14------------------------------------------------|
G|-13-13-13-13---17----15--14------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE SONG... Reason why it�s a drop G and drop D is because
of this part!... after you finish the Barre on the 14 (and let the note ring out...)
***CHANGE THE DROP G BACK TO A TO PLAY THIS PART***

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-7h8---5-5-7h8---5-5-7h8---5------------------------------------------|
A|--5-5-7h8---5-5-7h8---5-5-7h8---5------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-7h8---5-5-7h8---5-5-7h8---5------------------------------------------|

THERE YA GO! I HOPE THIS WASN�T TOO PAINFUL FOR YA... I LEARNED THIS IN 1 DAY JUST FROM
LISTENING TO IT. ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENTS... CRITICISM ALL WELCOMED!

BE GENTLE THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER TAB... ENJOY!

ROCK�N�ROLL

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| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| b Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
| ^ Slight Bend

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