The Celebutard Chronicles Tabs & Lyrics by The Falcon
The Celebutard Chronicles
guitar tabs lyrics
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The Falcon - The Celebutard Chronicles
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Tabbed by: rob
Email: [email protected]
Tuning:EADGBe
drums..
e|-------------------0~---|
B|---------------------1~-|
G|-222-555----------------|
D|-222-555-3333333--------| x4
A|-000-333-3333333--------|
E|---------1111111--------|
She's got the biggest tits. He's got the longest dick.
And I get to read about it every week.
You hear that sucking sound? It's culture going down.
Seaward with the C-words; submerged in shit with dreams to drown.
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-222-555--------------222-555--------------|
D|-222-555-3333333--x3--222-555-555-333------|
A|-000-333-3333333------000-333-555-333------|
E|---------1111111--------------333-111------|
Baby, don't you want to throw it up now?
Just aim for the bowl and I'll hold back your gown.
e|-------------------0----|
B|-------------------1----|
G|-222-555----------------|
D|-222-555-3333333--------| x4
A|-000-333-3333333--------|
E|---------1111111--------|
This is my favorite ad I got on pay-per-view.
The vacant bitch in the convertible reminds me of you. Oh baby.
I'll watch my fuckin' mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson, or stars in ads
TRESemme.
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-222-555--------------222-555--------------|
D|-222-555-3333333--x3--222-555-555-333------|
A|-000-333-3333333------000-333-555-333------|
E|---------1111111--------------333-111------|
Baby, don't you want to throw it up now?
Just aim for the bowl and I'll hold back your gown.
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|-55555-------22222--------------|
D|-55555-------22222-33333--------|
A|-33333-55555-00000-33333--------|
E|-------33333-------11111--------|
Is it the taste of vomit or the cocaine?
All the flashing lights or trashy magazines?
One thousand sunken eyes? The way she shows her thighs?
The million fucking dollars, the jet-skis, or the guys?
e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-555555--------2222------------------|
D|-555555-555555-2222-555-333333-------|
A|-333333-555555-0000-555-333333-------|
E|--------333333------333-111111-------|
How 'bout those fucking aspirations? Aiming for the vacuous end.
I wanna need that respiration. I wanna get some press for it.
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-22222222----------55555555-------------|
D|-22222222-55555555-55555555-33333333----|
A|-00000000-55555555-33333333-33333333----|
E|----------33333333----------11111111----|
Press it on. Press it down. it's already up in my face now. Oh baby.
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-55555555-22222222----------------------|
D|-55555555-22222222-55555555-33333333----|
A|-33333333-00000000-55555555-33333333----|
E|-------------------33333333-11111111----|
Press it on. Press it down. it's already up in my face now. Oh baby.
I wanna see my name in lights. And throw up in my purse. And die. Hoo!
she's got the longest dick.
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