The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman Chords & Lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit
The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
guitar chords lyrics
(intro D A rpt)
D A
Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour
D A
So gleefully I went to tell my friends
D F#
But they said it was a lie and she wasn't going to die
G A
And by the way have we got news for you!
D A
And they told me that the man I had always known as dad
D A
Hadn't met my mum when I was born
D F#
And they reckon that I am but I hope to god I'm not
D A D
The bastard son of Dean Friedman
A D (instr A D A rpt)
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
D A
And my school work fell behind with this bombshell on my mind
D A
But the art teacher said he understood
D F#
But he could only sympathise with the sadness in my eyes
G A
Even though he showed me his Magritte.
D A
And in the corridors of fear I would shed a lonely tear
D A
As ridicule flew at me from both sides
D F#
And they mocked me in my Mocks and embroidered in my socks
D A D
The bastard son of Dean Friedman
A D (instr A D A rpt)
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
D A (instr A D A rpt)
Supercallifragilistic Borussia Moenchen Gladbach
D F#
And you can thank your lucky stars that you're
D A D
Not the bastard son of Dean Friedman
A D
The bastard son of Dean Friedman
