The Adventures of Larry and Tina Lyrics & Tabs by Wax
The Adventures of Larry and Tina
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He should have seen she was really naive, shit she was still only nineteen
And he was many years older
But he seen her walk by in them tight jeans, and he looked at her like ''that's my queen''
Cus he thought that he could mold her, but it's over
Yo, Larry was a 39 year old dude, who was getting over divorce and the custody feud
And he'd been single now, 'bout a year and a half
He liked to hit the strip club for a beer and a laugh
And one particular girl, in his mind was a standout
Knew exactly when she worked, had his schedule planned out
And he would hand out money and advice to her often, she liked him, smiled when he dropped in
And he was real witty and her laughter was genuine
She was real pretty with that passionate feminine touch, that he had missed so much since his wife left
So soft, with her clothes off she was priceless
Hypnotised when she moved to the rhythm he's soon suggested just did that she move in with him
She accepted, and within the next week, Larry was in love with the young ass freak
So soft, with her clothes off she was priceless
Hypnotised when she moved to the rhythm he's soon suggested just did that she move in with him
She accepted, and within the next week, Larry was in love with the young ass freak
He should've seen
Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell, that could never seem to get along with her mom well
Moved out at seventeen, to put the bickering behind her
Lied 'bout her age starting stripping as a minor
And she was lonely and needed a better pattern, Larry was like the better dad that she never had
And for once in her life she was stable, no rent, free utilities, even cable
And Larry was in love, it was evident
But she only saw him as a friend, to whom she gave pussy to instead of rent
And she was quite wild, white piles in her nose all night life style
He didn't mind if she partied alot, because he didn't know just how retarded she got
He thought that she was the type of chick you'd trust, he didn't know she was real promiscuous
He should've seen
The strip club closes and Tina's on the freeway, in a car with the club bouncer and DJ
They checked in to the Holiday Inn, they had a 8 qual of coke and a bottle of gin
And Tina got drunk started showing them tits, and by the end of the night she left both of them hit
And although they weren't technically raping her, it probably wouldn't have been consensual if she knew they were taping her
And Larry was at home all alone the next night, looking at his favorite pornographic website
Shocker that it was a fetish site that had to do with teens, he clicked on the screen where it had the newest scenes
What he saw next hit him in the jugular, Tina was the star of a film called ''young cum guzzler''
He should have never thought that he could mold her, now he's heartbroken again, getting older
