Talkin’ Union Busting Lyrics & Tabs by Ryan Harvey
Talkin’ Union Busting
guitar chords lyrics
Well if you wanna break a union here's what you gotta do
Get yourself a video tape of 2
About the union, how it's bad
About Communism and all of that
And make the workers watch it
Let em' know your on to their dirty scheme
Now try to find who's organizing
Track em' down and identify em'
Follow em around throughout the day
Or fire em' if you can get away with it
Have a good excuse though
You don't wanna get sued
Now if you're company's small you might wanna save face
By giving your team a little payroll raise
Make it seem as if it's out of the blue
Now if you're company's small you might wanna save face
By giving your team a little payroll raise
Make it seem as if it's out of the blue
Just the kind of thing a good boss would do
You'll be the most popular guy in the franchise
Now something that might work a little better
Is to say someone stole from the cash register
Now you can fire whoever you please
As you uncover a big conspiracy
Funny, they we're all organizing the union
Ironic isn't it?
If you've got an outside agitator
You might wanna try a restraining order
Just make a scene and huff and puff
And then hope the cops don't call you're bluff
They'll probably take your side
Chances are they hate those socialist immigrants as much as you anyways
If you're company's big and you're profits might fall
You can probably get the feds involved
You tell em' the worker's have fake I.D.s
And they're threat to National Security
They might just take care of that union for you
Deport a bunch of people for being underpaid
Ain't your fault.
Now if you still can't shake your union blues
You can always kill em', that's what they used to do
You get a hired thug or a death squad
I bet Blackwater of Wackenhut
Would take the job
They're doing it everywhere else anyways.
You might as well try em'
Blackwater can be reached at area code 252-435-2488
Now if the union wins, against all odds
Make sure you get a "no strike clause"
The next best thing to total control
Is a union that ain't got no soul
And that's how you break or co-opt a union
Good luck my friend
May your profits soar and you're unions perish!
