Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: The Worst Pies in London (1979 original Broadway cast) Lyrics & Tabs by Angela Lansbury
Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: The Worst Pies in London (1979 original Broadway cast)
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A customer!
Wait!
What's your rush?
What's your hurry?
You gave me such a,
fright,
I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute,
can't you sit?
Sit you down,
sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks!
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
(What was that?)
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
(What was that?)
But you think we had the plague! From the way that people,
keep avoiding
(No you don't!)
Heaven knows I try, sir!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale!
Right you are, sir,
would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you, I can't hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in London!
I know why nobody cares to take them,
I should know,
I make them,
But good? No!
The worst pies in London,
Even that's polite!
The worst pies in London,
If you doubt it, take a bite!
Is that just disgusting?
You have to concede it!
It's nothing but crusting!
Here, drink this,
you'll need it!
The worst pies in London...
And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is,
when you get it
Never
thought I'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat
Findin' poor
animals
What are dyin' in the street!
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop!
Does her business but I notice something weird.
Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared!
Have to hand it to her,
What I calls,
enterprise!
Poppin' pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop!
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!
And I'm tellin' you,
them pussycats is quick!
No denying times is hard, sir
Even harder than the worst pies in London!
Only lard and nothing more,
Is that just revolting,
All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it's molting,
And tastes like
well, pity
A woman alone,
With limited wind,
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir!
Times is hard,
Times is hard...
