Suicide Surprise Lyrics & Tabs by Wugazi
Suicide Surprise
guitar chords lyrics
Suicide it's a suicide
Budabuyby
Suicide it's a suicide
Suicide it's a suicide
Budabuyby
Suicide it's a suicide
So you wanna die, commit suicide dial
1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it put a
rope around your neck
And jerk it the trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first
day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk
into a precinct
day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk
into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking
reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the
bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the
car
Like Desert Storm got bombs for the
war
Confront an alligator, let it eat ya
raw
Back to the function, riding the
caboose to hell
Bzzt touched the third rail, you
fucked up chicken
Now you just got fried 'cause it's a
suicide
Suicide it's a suicide
Biddy Bye Bye
Suicide it's a suicide
Suicide it's a suicide
Biddy Bye Bye
Suicide it's a suicide
Hey you little rich kid, what's your
beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of
your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got
a Jeep
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad
cheap
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're
dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza
man
Now you stand on the grave digga
locked and
You're singing the blues about the
rough life you've got
Not you don't wanna live no more
I guess you're really ready for the
grave yard tour
When you get home just fill up your
windows and your doors
Turn your oven on high for about
four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass
goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a
suicide
Suicide it's a suicide
Budabuyby
Suicide it's a suicide
Suicide it's a suicide
Budabuyby
Suicide it's a suicide
Suicide it's a suicide
Budabuyby
Suicide it's a suicide
Suicide it's a suicide
Biddy Bye Bye
Suicide it's a suicide
Yep
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Life moves pretty fast
If you don't stop and look around
Every once in a while you'll miss it
Six fucking devils stepped up playing
brave God
Had the fucking nerve to try and
enter my grave yard
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrifice
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back
to life
The first was convinced stuck a water
hose
In his mouth at full blast so his head
can explode
Second one said, "Mm that's good but
I can top it"
Put an axe up to his head and then he
chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I
made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a
drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls
on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a
barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a
lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being
alive
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with
cyanide
The only one to escape was number
Six
He went home sat in the tub and slit
his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig, goodbye
there's no need to cry
'Cause we all die
