Story of a Jester Lyrics & Tabs by Brother Blake
Story of a Jester
guitar chords lyrics
I was a twisted little baby when I came out the womb
I stabbed my doctor with a needle just to get him out the room
As a boy I had no friends, they all thought I was crazy
I set a nursing home on fire cause I thought they were lazy
I adopted every single cat that I could in the city
then set the microwave on high
and said "Goodbye kitties"
And then my parents threw me out
then my parents threw me out
then my parents threw me out
"What the fuck is that about?"
then my parents threw me out
then my parents threw me out
then my parents threw me out
"What the fuck is that about?"
I said
then my parents threw me out
"What the fuck is that about?"
I said
"Fuck this shit!"
I'm gonna be a jester
"I don't need this shit!"
I think i'll be a demon jester
"Fuck this shit!"
I'm gonna be a jester
"I don't need this shit!"
I think i'll be a demon jester
Ahh
Finally made it
Harvard
School of Jesters
the air
the trees, it's so clean
I fuckin' hate it
Oh God this is miserable
Ohh this is terrible
Kicked out of Harvard School of Jesters on the very first day
He brought up Henry the Eighth
and he said that jolly Brit was a gay
Hopped up in a ride, no destination per se
ran over every turtle that couldn't make me feel great
turned the radio on
heard some band called 'The Fray'
I drove my car off the cliff
was it worth it to me?
At the bottom of the cliff
what I saw was life changing
Summoner's Rift
Man this place is amazing
met a dude named Zilean
he was straight blazin'
said this place was the shit
I'm just paraphrasin'
"Oh fuck yes!"
Man this place is the shit
I can kill whoever I want
and I can get away with it
"Oh fuck yes!"
They even have some hot chicks
Tell the rest of the world
they can suck my
dick
What?
I'm not afraid to say it
we're all grown-ups here
we're old enough to have YouTube accounts
we should be old enough to say words like
'Dick'
'Fuck'
'Shit'
Get over it
This song's funny
