Sonic Lyrics & Tabs by The Adventures of Duane and BrandO
Sonic
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Sonic is the name and speed is my game
I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same
Rockin' the red shoes, blue 'do, voodoo curse
Upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse
Like this Dr. Robotnik/Eggman dude
He thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude
Just wait until I see him again
He'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did
Come on!
That's why they call me Sonic
I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined
And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit
Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit
And when you can't take it any more I do it again
And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit
Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit
And when you can't take it any more I do it again
Because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends, man!
Ain't no one gonna be fuckin' with me
(One time. Two)
Well hardy har har, it's the egg with the most
Dr. Robotnik, Sonic time to go or you're toast
I appear in every act with my Eggman ride
New moves, new plan, no place to hide
Every time you think you win I go back to my lab
creating new obstacles to foil your plan!
Everything about you but your rhymes are fat... (BRRRRR!)
(Did I do that?)
Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes
That shit hurts even with these infinite lives
I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you
On a mission to turn you into robot stew
It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro
Anytime, anyplace, if you slow down though
Shit if you miss it - I'll get it, you got a problem - I'm on it
We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave 'em runnin' in smoke
Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post
We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know.)
Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game
Don't hit me, I'm just bein' a friend (Shut UP!)
We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through
Show these bitches how we do what we do
What the fuck, where'd you go? I'm talkin' to myself
What the hell happened to you?
I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly ass moves, you'll go- (no, no, no)
Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go- (no, no, no, no)
Packin' these rings, bitch it ain't no thing, you'll go- (no, no, no)
Tails is the name, Sonic's right-hand G you'll go- (NO NO NO NO NO)
Shut the fuck up
It's time to get serious, Tails
Yo Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more
Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score
I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit
Followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick
Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift (Okay)
Thanks a lot little buddy, now go the fuck away
I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'?
Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan
Somebody's gotta motherfuckin' save the day
And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way
Watch your back, if you know what's good for you
I will *mumbling*
You fuckin' robot makin' motherfucker ruinin' my mood
C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude
Now the plane's goin' down, but we're almost there
I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck (NO FAIR, haha)
I just wanna eat chili dogs... (Is that so much to ask?)
Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log
I don't even really fuckin' care!
I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath
I got a dick like a chain saw
I'll cut you in half. HAHAHA
Bring it on, you can't replace this
Based on me on a first name basis
Why the fuck do you rap so slow?
Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho?
ERROR: Does not compute
Shoot my system froze, reboot
Scanning. Loading converter. I am Sonic, insert girder.
What the fuck is this muthafuckin' bullshit?
That Robotnik just won't quit
I'm tired of this shit, I want a chili dog
I'm the real motherfucking Sonic the Hedgehog!
Activating Spin Ball
(Motherfucker, don't make me laugh)
I'll get you next time...
(Motherfucker, I just shut your ass down!)
(Don't ever compare me to Leo...)
One two three, here we come with the rings
It's Sonic and Tails, bitch pack your things
I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini
I got my Chaos Emeralds, barely competing
You're so clever Sonic. Where do you come up with these rhymes?
Sorry I'm in a bad mood, I've been waitin' outside
How 'bout you give me a chance, to be your sidekick guy?
Keep up that attitude, I'll punch you in your eye! (Oww!)
'Sup little bitches, yo my name is Knuckles
And I ain't comin' to this place here for shits and chuckles
So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked
'Cause I'm a bad motherfucker with some wicked dreadlocks
So I'm lookin' at ya Sonic, 'cause you think that you're fast
But if you go round for round, then you're never gonna last
'Cause your rhymes are old bro, I think it's a no-go
You sound kinda shitty like Duane and BrandO!
But that's how it goes, so don't get me pissed
I've got some big ass hands with some spikes on my fist
And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
I'm gonna get a one-up bustin' up some TVs
Bitch please! I'll put your ass on disability
Then pimp smack your ass, take away your credibility
Wait- I gotta turn it around
We gotta find Robotnik and pound his ass to the ground
Now we're comin' for you and we're goin' straight through
Right to your HQ, got my nigga in blue
(And he's fast too!)
(He's who?)
Man I told you!
Get drunk with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik!
I got it under control Tails, I'll get them shits back
When you fuck with a motherfucka' like me, you'll get bitch smacked
I'm way too fast, bitch understand
Motherfuckers talk shit and get the back of my hand
Like all day long and every night
I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice
But I'm blue, not white, not wrong, dude right
I'm so groov'ay, I'm out of sight
Like General Patton, I'm not talkin' 'bout Mike
I'm old school fool, Tails take the mic
D-Dodgin' bombs way cool, as we enter the arch
Thumbs up motherfucker, we be comin' with sparks
To get the rings back, Emeralds up, that's the way we do it punk!
Bring it on, tear it up! Absolutely don't give a fuck!
We're the motherfuckin' team flyin' by with skill
One rhyme left, goin' in for the kill
I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind
1.20 in my pocket but with plenty of time
Fast approachin'
Let me jump these bombs
Straight through the hole like I'm fuckin' it, nah
It doesn't really matter 'cause I see it right there.
It's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care
For sure!
(Don'cha know that you look like a fuckin' walrus, that flies)
BRRRRR!
It's time to meet your doom Sonic, I'm hauntin' your dreams
With my mean, bean, pokey thing killing machine!
What the fuck did you say? I wasn't payin' attention
I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention
Let's end this now, I got shit I gotta do
You motherfuckin' motherfucker, fuckin' whoopity doo
You'll never make it Sonic, I'm the king of this game
All you woodland creatures are all the same
I'll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog
Check my MySpace bitch, I just posted a blog.
I'll fuckin' roll you down the stairs like your name was "Log"
You'd better let my friends go you gluttonous hog
I'll down+A your face, let go of me tubs
It's been a long day chubby, gotta get me some grub
I'm starvin'
(What the?)
(BRRRRR! HAHAHA)
So you want a chili dog? Too bad, I'm back!
What's that? You said you're fat? We knew that
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
Yeah right motherfucker, tell that to Star Jones!
Lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab
You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab
That's enough motherfucker, I'll throw my arm at you Sonic!
(Initiating targeting sequence)
Where'd you go Robotnik?
KAPOW!
I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now? BRRRRR!
You cow, you fuckin' big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch
I'm gonna cook you over easy
HUMPTY DUMPTY!
(I said it)
I will destroy you and your friend Tails too!
I really don't think that's gonna happen, RoBUTTnik
I got the [Chaos Emeralds]
-SUPER SONIC-
Well hardy har har, three cheers for you
I'm really mad now, you have no clue
Ooh, I'm not listening (Don't care) motherfucker
I'm waggin' my fist from the seat of my ride
With these pokey fingers there's no place to hide!
Still not listening (I really don't care) motherfucker
Anyway I'm gonna fuckin' tear your fuckin' shit apart
I gotta shit, I'm gonna fart, I think I sharted
OH NO!
HAHAHA
