Smoothies Lyrics & Tabs by MC Mr. Napkins
Smoothies
guitar chords lyrics
This song is about one of my favourite things
in the whole, wide, beautiful world
check it
I like a smoothie
really and truly
they're icy and fruity
I like a smoothie
yo
you know what smoothies are like y'all?
smoothies are like love
'cause I make some every morning
in my kitchen
smoothies are like a woman's body
'cause they're smoooooooth
and when they're not I find them off-putting and distasteful
smoothies are like a woman's body
'cause they're smoooooooth
and when they're not I find them off-putting and distasteful
uuuggh
I like a smoothie
so if you want to seduce me, ladies
just fill that jacuzzi
with a bubbling, hot smoothie
wait, no
I hate a smoothie
yeah, I think they taste poopy
they smell like a doody
sike!
I like a smoothie
smoothies are like handjobs
because other people have made decent smoothies
but their recipe is not as good as my recipe
smoothie are like moose shit
because, if you rearrange all the letters in moose shit
it spells smoothies
alright y'all, time to get involved
so everybody say it back to me like this
I like a smoothie
and now say it while you shake your booty, ready
I like a smoothie
and now say it real British and snooty, ready
I like a smoothie
nice, now say it real spooky, ready
I like a smoothie
now say it like Scooby, Scooby Doo
ri rike a roorie
and now say it like Snoopy
yeah, that cartoon dog doesn't talk
now without the constonants
I -i-e a --oo--ie
uh-huh, now without the vowels, ready
- l-k- sm--th--
yeah
uh
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