Sick as Fuck Lyrics & Tabs by Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Sick as Fuck
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I'm as sick as a Giraffe with a stiff neck
I smell like a postman's sock
I'm as busy as a Bosnian bricklayer
About as well known as Hugh Grant's cock
I'm as tight as Cyril Smith's underpants
If I fuck Posh Spice It'll cost her
And I know what I've done for this comedy
What Fred West did for Gloucester
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm as sick as fuck
Eeh I'm fucking sick
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm fucking fed up
I'm as dry as a Rwandan's arsehole
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm fucking fed up
I'm as dry as a Rwandan's arsehole
Quicker than a rabbit's fuck
I'm as sore as a honeymooner's fanny
I've never had OJ Simpson's luck
I'm as honest a Sting's accountant
George Best on a drinking binge
I'm as well hung a Michael Hutchence
And about as wet as Paula Yate's minge
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm as sick as fuck
Eeh I'm fucking sick
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm fucking fed up
I'm as thick as two Mick Jagger's lips
About as wrinkled as John Boy's granny
I smell like a lavatory brush
I'm as big as Madonna's fucking fanny
I've seen more pricks than a lavatory seat
I'm as welcome as the council tax bill
But don't take any notice of me
I'm a moaning fat cunt and I'm ill
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm as sick as fuck
Eeh I'm fucking sick
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm as sick as fuck
I'm fucking fed up
