Shoppers' Paradise Lyrics & Tabs by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers' Paradise
guitar chords lyrics
Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise
Habit dashery, needles, spoons and knives
Knuckle dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
Spend your money girls, on sprays and lipsticks
Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
Ozone friendly rape alarms, for those blinding dates
Another summer of hate
It's the top shop for the tired and rundown
Going up for the final comedown
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
We've got a free pair of flares with every hip replacement
Just take the stairs to the bargain basement
Babies bottles full of a milk, of human kind
Its ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world
Babies bottles full of a milk, of human kind
Its ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world
Top floor Shoppers' Paradise
We've got a drunk Father Christmas and the Anti-Christ
It's nothing of value, there's no V.A.T.
We're going a shopping [Incomprehensible]
We take Visa, Access, American Express
Patched up, hand me down, second to next best
Clothes for all ages, mothers and babies
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world
Going down for all the things you missed
All the love, peace and happiness that don't exist
We've got encyclopaedia's, we've got pic 'n' fix
We got a government freezer full of benefits
A children's assortment, we're bigger than Hamley's
Cabbage patch orphans from Sylvanian families
Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum
Kamikaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The big shop is open and the world is wonderful
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful
