Shit Happens Lyrics & Tabs by Dayglo Abortions
Shit Happens
guitar chords lyrics
This' a little diddy
That I never wrote
I farted in the toilet
Note by note
Don't worry
Shit happens
Eh, I don't know
How about this...
When I was a little kiddy
My mommy she would tell me
Even the world's best laid plans
End up in the garbage can
We got a saying around our house
Your shit's in a knot
Your head should be in a noose
We got a saying around our house
Your shit's in a knot
Your head should be in a noose
High blood pressure
And an early death
Is all it'll get you so
You might as well accept that
Shit... happens
Shit... happens
It happens, it happens
Shit... happens
Shit... happens
Don't worry
'Cause shit will always happen
She had a little party
While her parents were away
Guess she figured
Everything would be okay
35 skinheads and a rugby team
Drinking that liquor cabinet clean
Best friend's brother was a biker
So you hired his gang
For the bouncers
Started wrecking your place
So you called the cops
The cops get in your face
And destroy your house you see
Shit... happens
Shit... happens
It happens, it happens
Shit... happens
Shit... happens
Don't worry
'Cause shit will always happen
-Solo-
I'm not saying it'll
Always be like this
There's something to think about
While I take a piss
I whip out my dick and
I point it at the hole
I then relax and
Let the pressure flow
An extra stream
Will start to squirt
Right up in the air
And on my shirt
But I won't be mad
Nor get uptight
'Cause it happens like this
Every fuckin night
Shit... happens
Shit... happens
It happens, it happens
Shit... happens
Shit... happens
Don't worry
'Cause shit will always happen
